1. Press every button on the elevator going up or down
2. Create an auto e-mail response that states you are in but for religious/artistic reasons are not able to respond
3. Forward your phone to random numbers
4. Mark interoffice mail “return to sender”
5. Invite managers to meetings and do not show up
6. Draw on or use crayons to color interoffice memos and post them around the office
7. Place “out of order” signs on all rest rooms doors with instructions to use the facilities at the nearest art gallery, performance space or bar
8. Write e-mails or memos using made up words
9. Post a dress code notice in the break room that requires crossdressing
10. During a meeting begin to summon magick powers to breakdown the corporate structure and bring forth the gods of chaos.
11. Tell coworkers you graduated from “Hakim Bey University”